"Mary~Oh Antonio von Mario Bros(b. 17 November 1981 in Rome d. 1 December 2020 in Madrid) is a general for Nintendo, generally credited for founding the Q'in Dynasty and Dunkin' Donuts. He has starred in many unsuccessful video games and a critically acclaimed movie, and currently lives in the Mushroom Kingdom (or Brooklyn). [...]
Contrary to popular belief, Mario is NOT a lovable video game character, but is instead a solid, trustworthy communist of the current Soviet Union. (For more information on this, and see the Communist in action go to http://terminal71.com/flash/mario.php) There are several factors that quite clearly suggest Mario's affiliation with the commies. First off, he bears a remarkable resemblance to a certain righteous man, Josef Stalin. Second, he wears red overalls, the signature color of communism. Third, he spends his life going around invading settlements by innocent Goombas, and overthrowing the local governors, known as "Bowsers". And finally, the clearest reference to communism is the flag that Mario raises every time he defeats a "boss". At first glance, the flag seems to be nothing more than a mushroom. Look again. The emblem on the flag is none other than the great Hammer and Sickle. Hail comrade Mario!"
More shocking revelations here. (Content warning: Some material and language may offend. The truth is not easy.)
2 comments:
Nice posting father but... [Smaller Font] it's a bit long for the 21st century attention span. Nick
Its true. And Burgertime is an allegory for class struggle and a call for proletariat to throw off the yolk and expunge our egg oppressors.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QJGHzjXfss
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