Courtroom quotations

I enjoy this collection of (alleged) courtroom quotations, which has the feel of FailBlog.org. Some of my favorites:

• Lawyer: "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"

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• Lawyer: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
• Witness: "All my autopsies have been performed on dead people."

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• Lawyer: "I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture."
• Witness: "That's me."
• Lawyer: "Were you present when that picture was taken?